This has got to be a wax figure of Mr. Las Vegas. If not, his plastic surgeon should be working for Saran Wrap. He's pushing 70 years of age for the love of Pete. Now if anybody out there saw him promoting the USO on Memorial day, you'll have to agree that he looked like a combination of Mickey Rourke, Melanie Griffith, and Joan Rivers. I don't think Madame Tussaud would be too happy to see that one of her figures has escaped. I can't for the life of me figure out why people want to butcher their faces as they grow older. And when did they start putting black food color in cotton candy? I hope he doesn't have young grandchildren because he would definitely go bald. I finally realize why he has such a hard time with finances. He spends it all trying to completely ruin his appearance. It's okay to get old, Wayne. Just don't stand too close to an open flame!
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